Psst. You’re our favorite patron.
What being a member means. . .
Let’s be clear right up front: this membership is not engineered so you can min-max discounts like you’re day trading lattes.
That’s not the point.
Becoming a Tardigrade’s Bookshelf member means you’re raising your hand and saying, “Yeah. This place matters to me.” It’s our way of acknowledging that support—and making sure you feel seen for it.
We’re building something intentional here: a bookbar rooted in curiosity, conversation, science-minded optimism, and genuine community. We’re not chasing scale, disruption, or our inevitable Bezos arc. We’re chasing connection. Slow conversations. Thoughtful events. A space that feels human in a world increasingly optimized for algorithms.
Your membership reflects that.
Yeah, members get some perks. Little thank-yous. Occasional treats. Moments where we get to say, “Hey, we’re glad you’re here.” But the real value isn’t about squeezing every dollar back out of a membership. It’s about belonging to a place that aligns with your values—and choosing to help it exist. We are forever grateful for that support.
This space is special to us. We built it on purpose.
And if you’re reading this, we’re guessing it’s special to you too.
So welcome.
Thanks for believing in what we’re creating.
Pull up a chair—you’re part of it now.
The perks
10% off of everything, all the time
Your beer is served in a special, cool kid glass
Free birthday drink
Invitation to members only book swap event
Free entrance to Fox Valley Science Society events
A monthly members-only vlog with updates, previews, and the occasional rambling thought about where we’d love to take things. We’ll share what’s coming up, float ideas, ask questions, and fully nerd out over your comments and suggestions.
Cool impromptu surprises
Free branded leather bookmark after first 5 drink purchases
For every 5 books you purchase, 1 book will be donated to a local school
For every 10 drinks you purchase, $1 will be donated to Wisconsin Public Radio
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Quick note: please remind our bartenders that you’re a member. We want you to get all your perks—and while we love our members deeply, all our staff is spicy-brained and can’t always keep track of every wonderful human in the room.
Monthly Member Vlog
This vlog is the back table conversation. You’ll get my internal debates, decision-making process, upcoming plans, and the occasional “should I say this out loud?” moment—all the things that don’t fit on a chalkboard or Instagram caption. It’s honest, a little messy, and meant for members who like being part of the thinking, not just the finished product.